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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1115 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 801 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8136 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!