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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9955 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 60 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!