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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1079 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.
But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?
If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!
