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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9784 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.
So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!