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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5539 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 131 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.
So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!