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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 184 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.
So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!