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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6271 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 4859 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
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imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”
so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.