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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7308 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.
imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”
so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.