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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4510 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 111 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.
imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”
so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.