so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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