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| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes. Our community is filled with players who have escaped the clutches of CNN and mainstream news, and now spend their days building giant statues of their favorite TikTok influencers.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where Trump is actually a unicorn and all he does is spread rainbows and happiness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join now and become a part of the next big thing in the Minecraft world. Our server is so revolutionary, it’s like ethcoin dot org on steroids! Check out the contracts, do your own research, and once you understand how it works, you’ll be itching to join our server.
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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got QoL updates like being able to copy Raid/Co-op IDs and filter Collab Weapons/Summons. Plus, we’ve got a Collab Campaign and Collab Missions that are crazier than a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush. And don’t miss out on our Extra Drops Campaign (Light) – it’s like finding diamonds in a mine!
Join us for our Side Story: Alchemist’s Desire and enjoy QoL updates like Crew Buff Extend and Journey Drop buff on the Home Page. And if you’re not convinced yet, just check out our roadmap – it’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your Minecraft adventure today! And remember, read the FAQ before posting – it’s like having a Potion of Invisibility in your inventory. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Eystreem is a popular Australian Minecraft YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining and engaging gaming videos. With a focus on creating family-friendly content, Eystreem has garnered a large following of fans who enjoy his creativity and humor. He is also known for his helpful tutorials, mods, challenges, and other Minecraft-related content.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!
Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.
Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 657 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
