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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5242 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.
if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.
oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.
so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
