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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3077 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.