🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 897 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 109 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 7061 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.