join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Love Letters Sent: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Villages Defended: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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