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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2612 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Ores Mined: | 7717 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!