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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7470 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 684207 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.