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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8126 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.