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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 298 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5263 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.