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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4734 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.