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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6320 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.