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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6721 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 234 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.