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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 513 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6187 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1862 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.