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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 788 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 840 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.