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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4616 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.