TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

chicken, comfort food, controversial, controversial food, dietary needs, Dinner, fast food, fuck, high calorie, indulgence, madness, McDonald, Meal, meat, Minecraft, protein, ribs, SLOP, smp, tendie, TendieMcSlopTrannies, trannies, Transgender, Unhealthy

Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dimension Hops:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	283274	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Buildings Constructed:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	838	Dimension Hops:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Villages Defended:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7951
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9260	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7079
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.