TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

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Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crops Grown:	9911

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragons Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5999	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	6933
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!