Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing cows who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a cow in a disco ball-filled cave!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. These chickens are so skilled, they can even do backflips while pecking their enemies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown!
