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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3296 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6204 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.
and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.
