TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Goon Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1852
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	7083
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1562

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Farms Harvested:	193	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	190

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

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Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	New Chunks Explored:	604704
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	4585
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Celeb Chaos

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mines Excavated:	3615
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	221384	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2657
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3