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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4932 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!