Teenage Wasteland Minecraft Server

cultural decay, cultural shift, decline of society, Entertainment, falling civilization, generational differences, having sex, hearts of iron, leisure activities, Minecraft, moral decline, partying, Server, societal collapse, societal norms, societal values, TEENAGE, teenagers, the west, traditional values, video games, Wasteland, Western civilization, youth culture

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a world where the West has fallen because teenagers are too busy partying and having sex instead of joining our epic gaming community.

Join us and help us rebuild society one block at a time, all while avoiding those pesky party animals and their wild shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual chaos with us?

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing falling is our jaws at the crazy adventures you’ll have. Trust us, it’s way more fun than playing Hearts of Iron all day.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2352	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	65
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	2738	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ores Mined:	3680

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	129	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.