so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

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