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Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MagicMoon

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¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	844

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WakeCraft

Crates, Custom, Economy, infernal mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, new content, protection blocks, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WakeCraft

WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	1227

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Indies MC Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Farms Harvested:	498
Ores Mined:	6711	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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PvP, Survival

this is a public minecraft server with a fun kind community 24/7 mods active so if you have any question feel free to ask.

it is a modded server so you will need to download a modpack the modpack you will need is https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/industrial-village

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

3 Letter People Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with long and complicated usernames? Well, look no further because our server is 99% filled with 3 letter people! That’s right, you could be one of them too! Just imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only have three letters in their name. It’s like a game of charades every time you want to say something. Plus, rumor has it that if you can guess the full name of a 3 letter player, you’ll unlock a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world of short and sweet usernames!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of being a boring old apple or a basic banana in the fruit world? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and discover what fruit you truly are! Are you a sassy strawberry or a wild watermelon? Take our fruity quiz and find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fruit Gang, a group of Minecraft players who only communicate through fruit emojis. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pineapples rule the land and grapes are the currency.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our fruity SMP today and let your inner fruit flag fly! Just don’t be a sour grape about it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your virtual hands on! Join now and embark on a wild adventure with our ongoing “Tempesta and the Sleeping Sea” event, where you can unlock SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth Adventure! And don’t forget about our Halloween skins for new Tempesta, Atago, Owari L2D, and BristolJuuchatHoushou – they’re to die for!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming To Love Ru collab, where you can team up with your favorite anime characters and conquer the pixelated world like never before!

And remember, bind your account or risk losing it forever in the depths of the Minecraft universe. Oh, and by the way, we don’t have our own Discord because who needs it when you have such an awesome server like ours?

Check out our resources, ship tier list, equipment guide, PvP strategies, and so much more to dominate the game like a pro. And if you’re into lore and story, we’ve got you covered with our detailed summaries and background stories that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Is Fortnite Playable By A 4Channer? Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a noob in Fortnite and getting wrecked by 12-year-olds with insane building skills? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned Fortnite and all its players because they are too sweaty for our liking.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3510	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1