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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9354 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
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