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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2616 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).