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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1715 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7454 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).