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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3405 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9441 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 225 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).