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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4558 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3459 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
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