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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2769 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Votes: | 4163 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
Animals Bred: | 121 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
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