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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1575 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4368 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).