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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 973 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 134 |
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).