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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your son off Reddit and away from posting outrageous stories? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, he won’t even have time to think about fake stories or sexist remarks.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!

Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	5784	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4729	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	New Chunks Explored:	463977
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	1843
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3993
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	147
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Enchantments Applied:	231

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.