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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3674 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 704 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7781 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so old school, it still runs on a dial-up internet connection and floppy disks. But don’t worry, our players love it because it gives them that nostalgic feeling of the good ol’ days.
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of sticks and stones. Build your dream castle using only the most pixelated blocks available. And don’t forget to ride our trusty old minecart system that moves at a snail’s pace but gets you where you need to go eventually.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who appreciate the beauty of outdated technology and embrace the simplicity of a time when floppy disks were the height of innovation? Come join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft hipster, using old tech before it was cool.
