The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?
Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.
Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1553 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Crops Grown: | 2030 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
