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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2831 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 172 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!