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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3049 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?
