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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7228 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 946893 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 411 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?
