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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8252 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 230 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
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So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains