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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 529 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1149 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?
So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains
